Jul 4 2011
You’re A Prostitute, Kobe’s Not Marrying You!

She was only a prostitute!
An Ohio prostitute is suing Los Angeles Lakers superstar Kobe Bryant after allegedly going back on his promise to marry her. Umm sweetie…you’re a prostitute!
The woman, Selina Miller filed the suit this past week in Orange County Superior Court. She claimed Bryant promised to provide her with a ring under a “complete and signed agreement.” She also claims that the two had engaged in sexual intercourse during their relationship (duh).
Miller said “He likes playing games with women more than people know….I’m upset because he promised me with a ring[during one visit], and then some other people influenced him, and I didn’t get it. He thinks he can stop by my house whenever he wants to.”
Well, yeah. “There are other women too. One of them got a ring.” I’m thinking Kobe should have given her a ring to begin with after giving her the black mamba so her mouth would’ve been kept shut. His infidelities have already cost him a multi-million dollar ring.
Oh Ms. Miller shouldn’t you know by now that guys tell girls they’re gonna marry them all the time? Sounds to me like business is running low and she has to find another way to fund her new fishnets and fake Christian Louboutins. Just saying.
