Nov 15 2011
What Does Your Athlete Crush Say About You?
We @FloppingOut did copious amounts of research and found common trends with #fatties and their athlete crush of choice….Here they are….
If your Athlete Crush is….MARIA SHARAPOVA
You’re more of a sandwich type of guy. Your snack of choice is peanuts, walnuts, chestnuts, any type of nuts. At night you enjoy to get down on some hard liquor over beer. You JO whenever and wherever, you just make sure you know the whereabouts of the next closest person.
If your Athlete Crush is….HOPE SOLO.
You’re more a chicken fingers and fries guy. You snack on anything that could be considered a snack. At night you like to get down on beer over liquor, and if you drink liquor it is usually jack and coke [was a Captain guy]. You like to JO when everybody is sleeping.
If your Athlete Crush Is….ANNA KOURNIKOVA
You’re more a sandwich type of guy. Your snack of choice is granola bars and fiber one bars. At night you enjoy to drink wine and sophisticated liquors. You will JO with people home, you just make sure the door is locked.
If your Athlete Crush is…DANICA PATRICK
You’re more of a burger type of guy. Your snack of choice is peanut butter and jelly halves with a glass of milk. At night you’ll drink anything, and might even take a couple lines of Molly or two. You like to JO when nobody is home.
If your Athlete Crush is…SERENA WILLIAMS
You’re more of a pizza type of guy. You like to snack on M&Ms or anything sweet. At night you either go all out with liquor and beer, or you lay low on some Mary J. You are more a JO in the shower type of guy.
If your Athlete Crush is…..RENEE RICHARDS
