Mar 7 2011
Well Tom Brady Is Looking Extra Gay
While I really have no room for ripping New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady in the women department because well, have you seen his wife? Yeah Gisele Bundchen. I CAN make fun of his new hair. Tom Brady was spotted in Brazil at some kind of carnival (with his slammin’ wife might I add) ROCKING A PONYTAIL!
Not only is Tom Brady the biggest women on the football field when it comes to getting “hit” by defenders, the “dude” is rocking a PONYTAIL in a srunchie. I honestly cant say it enough. A FRIGGIN PONYTAIL.
It’s easy to see who wears the pants in the relationship, Gisele has mandated that Tom get hair extensions in the past, be photographed in Male UGGS, and now forcing his to wear a ponytail. I don’t get it.
Take a look at the pics. I wish he didn’t have such a hot wife because I’d rip him more often then I do LeBron James.
A nice side-view of his girl hair in a ponytail.
Haha his shirt says ORAL.....this is too easy.
Well it looks like Bundchen and Butt-Chin are happy together but dude its easy enough not to like you with all the bitching you do on the field, but when you rock women’s hair, its impossible. Douche.
No word on if Peter King was spotted in the bushes taking these pictures.
UPDATE: A VIDEO OF MISS BRADY DOING A VERY GAY DANCE! (You have Brazilian Women probably the best/sexiest dancers in the world, then you have this giant pansy)
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