Jan 20 2012
Utah High School Drops “Cougars” Name Because It’s “Offensive To Women”
This is terrible news….now the next thing we’ll have is hot older women thinking twice before dating younger dudes because it is “offensive”…cut the shit, society! There is nothing better than a smokin’ hot lady/mom trying to bang out a younger dude. Like if Marisa Tomei were feelin’ your boy, I’d be all over that like a ham sandwich. I’d marry her on the spot. I don’t care if she’s like fifty and I’m in my twenties, she will be hot even 20 days after she can’t breathe.
Future students of the Corner Canyon High School (school opening fall 2013) were mailed ballots to select the school’s colors and a team name. They selected navy, silver and white for their school colors and the name “cougars”…..but not so fast. With 23% of the votes, future students have selected the Cougars as the school’s mascot, but Canyons School District said that board members expressed concern over the use of Cougars because it’s used as a “derogatory term for some women.” BULL. There has been bigger. better schools to roll with the cougar name, get your pride out of your ass and let the people have the name they voted for. (If you care, here is the online petition for schools names)
According to my favorite website (besides for FloppingOut.com) UrbanDictonary.com, a Cougar is a 35+ year old female who is on the “hunt” for a much younger, energetic, willing-to-do-anything male. I’m sure you all know a cougar or two that you’d love to have pounce on you.
While we’re on the topic and I’m pissed off at the Utah school, let’s take a look at some of MY favorite cougars…you’ll thank me later.
In order, Marisa Tomei, Halle Berry, Eva Longoria, Courtney Cox, Sofia Vergara and Elizabeth Hurley