Apr 11 2012
Tor/Bos Fan Fight: FAKE, REAL, or Bunch Of SOFT CANADIANS & BOSTONIANS?
Yesterday a video surfaced from Rogers Centre Stadium, when a some Toronto Blue Jay fans ATTEMPTED to fight a couple Boston fans. This video has surfaced on DeadSpin and other top sporting news outlets, in what people are calling the first FIGHT of the 2012 MLB season. Well I am here to tell you that there is a 50% chance this fight is fake, and a 50% chance this is just a bunch of REALLY REALLY REALLY soft FANS.
Now why does 50% of my #FTs (Fat Tits) tells me this fight is fake? Well when you watch this video watch the #fatty who is in a headlock (on your right)…OKAY after he released from his headlock why doesn’t he go after the kid who had him in a headlock? And then why does this same #fatty who was headlocked, take 5-10 seconds to attack the “most visible” kid with the dark grey shirt. In a fight you just start attacking the enemy, you don’t stand there, think about it, and then go attack. UNLESS you are a bunch of Bostonians and Canadians. I mean can you get any softer than those peeps. Well maybe if you are a HERMAPHRODITE. HERMIIIIIIIIIIIII.