Mar 20 2011
Tiger Woods’ New Girl

Gett'm Tiger!
Tiger Woods (my man) is on the prowl again, and it’s another blond hair, white girl and she is HOT.
Who: Alyse Lahti Johnston
From: Cleveland, Ohio
What: a 22-year-old student from the Ohio-based Northwood University which has a campus in West Palm Beach, Florida. (near Tiger’s new $60million crib)
About: The two have reportedly been seeing each other for “a few months” and they “have been spotted on Woods’ yacht.” She has a bit of a checkered past . She was arrested on suspicion of DUI last year. Alyse Lahti Johnston’s step-father is an executive at IMG which is the sports agency that represents Tiger (Johnston’s biological father is former St. Louis Cardinals pitcher Jeff Lahti), ironically She is apparently training for the LGPA Tour, so she knows how to use a club.
Let’s see some more pics.

I got hoes.....

Trading in her dog for a Tiger....and a few million.
Not bad bro I mean I’m sure if I had multi-millions I could bag a sexy blond like this. It’s better and probably cleaner then these skanks he was Teeing off on recently.

I sure hope Tiger was using a head-cover for his wood.
Either way I still hope to see Tiger get back on his game and beat Phil Mickelson’s floppy tits and the rest of the field at the Masters next month.
