Oct 8 2011
This golfer could one day give #1 fatty John Daly a run for his donuts. So 240lbs Elliot Saltman (even has a fatty last name) couldn’t get a par all day at the Madrid Masters this weekend. He was playing so bad that he finished 11 strokes behind leader Ross McGowan and didn’t make the cut. But when “HAM” was on the line, the fatty Elliot SaltMAN was the best player in the world and wanted to make that ham cut. Elliot Saltman hit a 204 yard hole in one, on a par-3, winning the fatty his weight (240lbs) in Iberico Ham. HAHAHA what a fatty.
Elliot got to take home 240 lbs of ham, worth over $10,700, and read what the fatty had to say after his dream came true:
“This is going to last me until next Christmas, never mind this one,” Saltman told Reuters. “I’ve been trying to lose some weight but I’m glad now I’ve not lost that much.”
Till Christmas really Saltman, try Thanksgiving fatty. And don’t give us that weight loss excuse, a fatty is a fatty is always a fatty….