Not only does Kris Humphries not have to see his medically induced (ex) wife age melt away like Saturday’s freak snowstorm, he will also benefit financially from their divorce this past weekend. This will actually turn out to be a huge blessing for the lurch. He doesn’t have to put up with the sloppy ho, leaves that crazy attention-driven family and no more cameras following his big dopey ass around as he tries to get laid. Not to mention he has gotten an offer from 2 different companies offering a shit load of money.
According to TMZ–the famous male strip club Chippendales in Vegas has already reached out to Humphries, hoping to fill their empty celebrity MC spot at the Rio — previously occupied by ex-98 Degrees singer Jeff Timmons.
A rep for the show told TMZ, ” We figured since he was unemployed and, the soon-to-be ex-husband of Kim Kardashian, a gig at Chippendales might be the perfect job to help restore his faith in women.” Oh yeah….he must have had so much faith in women and love – that he’d marry a botox filled, money/attention whore like Kim Kardashian
Oh yeah…the other offer. A dating website called LocalHotClassifieds.com claims it’s willing to match Kris’ salary on “Keeping Up With The Kardashians” if he’ll agree to become their new spokesman.
What a world we live in. Last year Kris Humphries was some big, cookie-monster sounding dope who was hoping to make a name for himself in the NBA–now he is raking in the cash thanks to probably being hung and the fact that he is an athlete. All that is like blood to a shark for a Kardashian sister. If I were you, Kris, I’d take both offers and make that loot…..after all that is how the Kardashian’s got famous….at least you have a LITTLE bit of talent. You did have a solid season in the swamps of New Jersey….make that cash kid.
Oh yeah if you have a sex tape…release that shit, homie. We know Kim gets nasty on camera…..there’s an extra few million right there too.