Terry Francona Gets Mac On With Fatty & Didn’t Forget To Bring A Towel…

If you woke up to this picture…tell me you wouldn’t hit some private time under them sheets…

So now whenever I hear the word “Terry Francona” I can add another adjective to the list of “Pill Popping Animal“…”Dick“…”So Serious“…..NOW….”CREEEP“. So Deadspin (SHOCKER) broke a story this morning where some jimmy named Rob emailed them with info and a letter (below) regarding Terry Francona sending his “faithful” girlfriend a picture in a towel. Now I don’t see the huge deal since Terry is divorced, I just couldn’t stop HAHAHAHAHing when I saw the pic, and read the article.

Now doesn’t Terry remind you of somebody from South Park? WE ALL REMEMBER TOWLIE. “DON’T FORGET TO BRING A TOWEL“…”When you playing sports the sweat can get in your face that’s why Towlie says always keep an extra Towel in your duffel bag“… “You wanna get high?” – The 3 THINGS TERRY HAS PROBABLY SAID MORE THAN ANYTHING IN HIS LIFE.

 

So Terry sent this sexayy shot Friday night with no additional messages attached (according to Deadspin). But the story gets a little juicer (of course there is cleavage involved) when Rob sent Terry this message/letter (via Deadspin)

Hey Terry,

I was wondering why you would be flirting with my girlfriend, who is over 20 years younger than you, by sending pictures of yourself half-naked in a towel? Isn’t one of your own children the same age as my girlfriend?

Next time you decide to do this, make sure the girl doesnt have a boyfriend. You would think that you would be more careful since you work for ESPN. I hope more girls come out saying you sent them the same stuff. You could be the next Tiger Woods. Scumbag.

SHCOKER after sending this message and doing some more digging, Rob found out that his girlfriend actually sent Terry THIS PICTURE (BELOW) FIRST, about a couple weeks ago on May 25th…

You Can Just Tell This Chick Is A Real VUCKIN VATTY

The 2010s…where forget meeting people happens, we LOOK AT PICS AND GET OFF. Especially Fatties who don’t want their fat – face or gut or arms or ass or hips or legs frozen in time. What has the world come to? Hey ladies/trannies here is our email btw (floppingout@gmail.com) in case you feel the need to get a casting call or something.