Apr 5 2012
Tebow Gets A Mani and Pedi…How Cute :)
How cute? Timmy getting a little Manicure and Pedicure in Hollywood. I mean why not? Tebow’s feet need to look good when the paparazzi takes shots of Sanchez putting the glass slipper on Tebow. Or how is the ring picture supposed to look when Sanchez gets BUTT FUCKED by Tebow after week 5. Yes this is a picture of Tebow spotted at MB Nails in West Hollywood, as taken by some TMZ creep. And yes this is not a big deal. And yes I only wrote this story because I am wired on caffeine and we have a ton of #IDIOT Jet fans following this site. And yes I am fat. And yes I almost made out with a #TRANNY. And yes I do like my woman smaller so my pesh looks bigger. And yes I do have Coke Tits #CT – you know when you are fat and go on a massive cocaine binge, you lose weight everywhere but your tits….THUS COKE TITS. And yes I do have #FT – FAT TITS. And yes I am not normal. And yes I do want to BEND Laurie Fine over in the back of a Taxi and bang her fat brains out. And yes I would probably bang your grandmother if she wasn’t too hairy.
Non Jet fans better hope TIMMY got a little tug after the Mani, so His Testosterone Levels Go Down - CAUSE TEBOW WILL SMASH YOU. NOT IN A #TRANNY WAY.