What the hell did the Craigslist killer teach all of you Internet creeps out there? You DON’T meet up with ANYONE from that site, ever. And you CERTAINLY don’t invite dudes over your house for “NSA fun” (NSA=no strings attached, I’m told). BUT this “SWF 30 y/o 5 foot 4′ 126 lbs with natural 36DD’s and shave below daily” doesn’t give a shit because she wants to bang a Josh Elliott look-alike.
According to some random chick, living in the tri-state area, if you look like former SportsCenter Anchor and current Good Morning America anchor Josh Elliott, she wants in. ALL IN.
I think I know what this chick is trying to do, I’m guessing she’s a solid 300 lbs and has an unhealthy obsession for cats and Good Morning America, and nothing gets her going like a tub of Ben and Jerry’s and waking up at 7am to watch Joshy. She then fantasizes about Josh ringing her bell, arms STUFFED with B&J’s cookie dough ice cream, cold cuts, and some old highlight tapes of Josh and Hannah Storm. So why not get on Craigslist, ask for pictures, lie about what she looks like and blast away. Oh man if this #fatty/#tranny would’ve left her phone number or email address, I could make a night out of breaking her balls. Damn.