steroids

The 23rd of September Is ONE JUICY DAY

September 23rd should be “National Juice Day”, where all the Milfs buy their kids apple juice, all steaks have to be ordered at least medium, all the juice heads give each other shots in the ass, and of course Jose Canseco, Rafael Palmeiro, Alex Rodriguez, Sammy Sosa, and Barry Bonds hang out all day, scrub(…)

Bonds GUILTY of Obstruction of Justice…OMG! Are you SERIOUS!

Almost every sports site in America has the word “GUILTY” over a picture of Barry Bonds as their front headline. The question my floppy ass is asking, GUILTY of what…obstruction of justice? For those of you wondering what the hell is obstruction of justice: “The crime of obstruction of justice, in United States jurisdictions, refers(…)

Canseco Brothers Do The Old Flip-Flop

  Oh great everyone’s favorite narc is back at it again. Jose Canseco and his twin juice-head brother Ozzie tried to pull off the old flip-flop this past weekend at a boxing event. A representative of the firm Celebrity Boxing confirmed Sunday that Canseco was a no-show Saturday at a boxing event in Hollywood – and instead sent(…)

Top 5 Floppiest Liars in Baseball: Caught on Tape

On the day Barry Bonds pleads not guilty for the fourth time to a grand jury about steroid usage, I have no choice but to offer my own: Top 5 Floppiest Liars/Idiots in Baseball, Caught on Tape 5. Mark McGwire [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=up_eQUuiDN0&feature=related[/youtube] At least he pleaded the 5th… 4. Manny Ramirez [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hju6iTR67QE&feature=related[/youtube] Manny plays the idiot(…)