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HOLY FLOP

This is insane. Everyone enjoys a good flop every once in a while, but this one is extra special. Holy lord.   What a #IDIOT. No word yet on if the San Antonio Spurs have called this big dope from the Philippine Basketball Association yet.

Kid With Down’s Syndrome Scores The Equivalent Of An Alex Rodriguez 9th Inning Grandslam In A 18-0 Game

I know this may come off as insensitive and me being the biggest douchebag in the world, but what can I say….I’m from Boston. Check out this high school kid from Myrtle Beach (who has down’s syndrome) as he scores a touchdown in a meaningless game. I mean at a point these stories have become(…)

Wait A Second….Is This Real?

The Cleveland Browns were locked into an AWFUL game on Sunday with the Miami Dolphins, 16-10, with just 48 seconds remaining on the clock when Cleveland quarterback Colt McCoy completed a pass to Mohamed Massaquoi for the game winning touchdown…that is all fun and good. Two bad football teams, someone HAD to win right? Okay…the(…)

Ryan Braun Flops Attemping Inside-The-Park Homerun

In my opinion Ryan Braun may be the best hitter in baseball. Between him and his fatty at first base (Prince Fielder) that lineup is STACKED. That being said….running the bases is not their best attribute. In the bottom of the third inning Braun hit a shot off Jake Westbrook (shocker) and drilled it to(…)

Carlos Zambrano Pulls A Barret Robbins

We all know fatty Chicago Cubs pitcher Carlos Zambrano has a short fuse, so after giving up five home runs in last night’s 10-4 loss to the Atlanta Braves, you knew Carlos wouldn’t take it lightly. But who would have thought he’d go all Barret Robbins on us. Okay maybe it wasn’t as bad as(…)

Big Ben Is A Married Man

S/O to Mandisa for the pic (even though the Roethlisberger’s requested no public photos be taken) Poor, poor, stupid Ashley Harlan. Well back in April we told you Ben Roethlisberger, everyone’s favorite bathroom patron and Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback, was to be married sometime in July….well that wedding was today! Ben and Ashley tied the knot(…)

Where Do The LA Lakers Go From Here?

The 2011 NBA Playoffs obviously didn’t go as according to plan for the Los Angeles Lakers. The Lake Show’s season ended abruptly at the hands of the Dallas Mavericks in the Western Conferenence Semi-Finals. LA was swept by the 3 seed Mavericks in a series that was really NEVER close. Game 1 in Los Angeles was(…)

Chris Paul Will Smack His Momma

New Orleans Hornets guard Chris Paul, A.K.A CP3 BALLED out in Game 4 against the Lakers last night, recording a triple-double and scoring 14 points in the fourth quarter to beat the Los Angeles Lakers, and tie the series up at 2-2. The all-star guard battled Kobe throughout the entire game and after it was all(…)

Soccer Coach Recieves A Strange Package

Neil Lennon, the manager of Celtic, the Scottish-Football club, of the Scottish Premier League, received a package in the mail, that nearly blew his mind. Literally. The packages which were intercepted before reaching their targets and did not explode, contained four parcel bombs that were intended for Celtic manager Neil Lennon and two prominent supporters of the(…)