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Peyton Hillis Is Not Normal…..Considered Quitting Football For The CIA

Just this week we heard about Tiger Woods contemplating quitting golf for the NAVY SEALS, now we hear that Cleveland Browns free agent running back Peyton Hillis, thought about retiring from the NFL to join the CIA. Thanks to being snake bitten by the Madden curse, Peyton Hillis had his worst year of his NFL(…)

Peyton Hillis Is Softer Than I Thought

When I first heard that Peyton Hillis was going to miss the Cleveland Browns week 3 game vs the Miami Dolphins because of strep throat I thought there was either a spelling error somewhere or I had started to drink a little too early. But it was true…. the white boy bitch running back actually(…)

Peyton Hillis Is DEFINITELY A Wishful Thinker

The cover-boy for Madden “The Lockout edition” 2012 has some big plans for his time in Cleveland. Fullback turned running back, turned superstar(?) Peyton Hillis, isn’t looking to just go out and contend for a playoff spot in Cleveland, a city that hasn’t won a playoff game since 1995…but he wants to win it all.(…)