Carlos Beltran Pays For Former Mets Teammate To Get A Nose Job

Well this is fuckin’ strange. Before the New York Mets SHOCKINGLY traded Carlos Beltran to the San Fransisco Giants in order to pay owner Fred Wilpon’s rent, Beltran left former teammate Jonathon Niese with a word or two of advice. Get that hook of a nose fixed homie, you look like a pelican. “He wanted(…)