nba lockout

NBA LOCKOUT IS FINUTO

Why the hell do these things have to break at the wee-hour of the mornings? Like WTF, can’t a dude get some sleep? Oh well, I guess it’s part of the “job.” At the end of the day I don’t mind reporting this because THE NBA LOCKOUT IS FINALLY OVER. A tentative agreement has been(…)

Status Of The National Basketball Players Association (NBPA) Website Says It All

Shocker the NBA Lockout is in bad shape. I could’ve done with out today’s version of Sammy Sosa, Chris Broussard telling us that. I mean when you have a bunch of idiots (Billie King and co.) leading a bunch of other idiots (LeBron James, Maurice Evans, Ron Artest, etc) what do you expect? All I(…)

Bryant Gumbel Goes IN On David Stern–Calls Him A “Modern Plantation Overseer”

Wow..so the whitest black guy outside of Wayne Brady just got all gangster (in a white kid from the rich part of town, who thinks he’s gangster because he can afford Eminem’s new CD and buy really big baggy pants and big shirts, way) on NBA commissioner, David Stern. Gumbel went the way of playing(…)

NBA Is Going To Miss Games (SHOCKER)

Just now the fatty David Stern announced that the first two weeks of the NBA season will be cancelled (not postponed) after players and owners could not agree on a new collective bargaining agreement. At this point the season will be 70-75 games, but that number will keep going down depending on how negotiations go(…)

Some Random Basketball Player In Italy Wants To Foul Kobe….Hard

If you didn’t hear– the word on the street is L.A Lakers star Kobe Bryant will be packin’ his bags, stocking up on nutella and heading overseas to sell himself out play ball in the country he once lived…Italy. Claudio Sabatini the president of Virtus Bologna is optimistic Kobe Bryant will sign with the Italian club(…)

NBA Postpones Training Camps and CANCELS Preseason… KOBE TO ITALY?

It was just reported that the NBA has postponed its training camps, which are set to open Oct. 3rd, and canceled 43 preseason games from Oct. 9-Oct.15th. The talks in the NBA collective bargaining have gone as far as my blackout talks at 3:55am with blondes in the club, as the main issue is that(…)

D-Fish Text NBA Players TO GET READY…

I know we are in football and 96.9% of Americans can give a shit about the NBA lockout…but apparently the NBA season will start on time… According to NBC Sports, Derek Fisher (head of the NBA player’s union and STR8 G) sent a text to various NBA players telling them to GET READY FOR THE(…)

Lingerie Basketball League…LETS GET IT!

Say what you want about the NBA Lockout, but the lack of professional basketball has produced some grade A temporary solutions. Take, for instance, the California Lingerie Basketball League. Now this is a women’s league I would watch. Take notes WNBA. A little T&A can go a very long way. [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKEqMpaVP1A[/youtube] We all know and(…)

NBA Lockout…Great

We have another GUEST ARTICLE coming to you today from our man Steve Rosenberg…the man with many names. While Steve hasn’t completely lost his mind like our last nut job guest writer, Mr. Anderson, he does bring up a good point if ya ask me… ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Now that the NFL Lockout is a thing of(…)

Deron Williams Loves Him Some Turkey!

New Jersey is so bad that All-Star point guard Deron Williams is going to leave the States and play ball in Turkey next year. I guess a country like Turkey is better than staying in the swamps with that god awful garbage smell and all that pollution. Of course this all is hinging on the(…)