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Ryan Braun Flops Attemping Inside-The-Park Homerun

In my opinion Ryan Braun may be the best hitter in baseball. Between him and his fatty at first base (Prince Fielder) that lineup is STACKED. That being said….running the bases is not their best attribute. In the bottom of the third inning Braun hit a shot off Jake Westbrook (shocker) and drilled it to(…)

Fister Furbush

Today will go down in history. As the MLB Trade deadline approaches (ends tomorrow), a trade just recently went down in which two of the BEST last names in the sport,were swapped for eachother. The two names are Doug FISTER and Charlie FURBUSH. Yeah I’m a sick bastard I know. Nothing like Fisting! Can’t say(…)

Josh Beckett Touches A Child

No really..he did, in the emotional sense anyways. You sick bastards….stop watching Chris Hansen. Either way, here I was thinking there was “no crying in baseball” but apparently Boston Red Sox fans don’t understand that. What a pansy little kid… crying tears of joy because Josh Beckett gave him a baseball. Really, I can’t get(…)

Rent-A-Cop Gets Hit With Deflected Foul Ball

Check out the stache’ on this douchey looking rent-a-cop at last nights Cleveland Indians, Chicago White Sox game. Also check out him getting socked in the dome with a deflected ball that was tossed into the stands. How pissed was he haha? He tried to play it off cool but you can see how angry(…)

Heath Bell Is Such A Fatty

Nothing much more to say, just check out soon to be traded San Diego Padres closer, Heath Bell slide on his way to the mound in tonight’s All Star Game (One of the most boring things I’ve ever watched). What a fatty. He took up a nice divot there. Oh yeah the NL beat the(…)

Blue Jays Pitcher and Manager Get Tossed

I’m not sure if there was a more ridiculous argument/ejection then the one from yesterday’s Blue Jays, Phillies game. Jays reliver Jon Rauch (wookie) has lost it.. Phillies second baseman Chase Utley was safe by a mile and Rauch and Jays manager John Farrell, come out to argue and of course get tossed. Watch as(…)

Eric Byrnes LAYS OUT Harold Reynolds

Relax….there’s no fight….just the MLB Network has-beens, having some fun in the studio. Check out as the guys re-enact a play where Colorado Rockies outfielder Charlie Blackmon, attempts to catch a foul ball by the Chicago Cubs bullpen at Wrigley Field…..too bad Cubs pitcher Corey Hill doesn’t move out of the way. Dick move. Fast(…)

This Is Disgustingly Awesome

Some fatty in Milwaukee went out rocking the skin colored Joe Mauer jersey to the Brewers/Twins game last night. I think it’s a great idea, think about it…you stay cool, don’t have to spend $100 on a jersey, and if he gets traded/cut/or keeps batting .190; you can just shave it off and start a(…)

Jim Riggleman Quits…Parties With Young Chicks!

In a bit of a surprise move Washington Nationals manager Jim Riggleman, resigned yesterday after winning 11-out-of-12 game. I guess he figured that was good enough to earn a nice contract extension….and I also guess you can figure out that Nats GM Mike Rizzo wasn’t having it. Riggleman basically laid down the law in a(…)

I Hate These MLB Power Rankings

Not that I care about ESPN or their MLB Power Rankings, but just seeing the top 3 teams on this list makes me ill. I mean trust me, I am used to my Mets being irrelevant, but the fact that I can’t disagree with this list sucks. It’s funny if I were to make a(…)