Kobe Bryant

Kobe Gets Benched? REALLY?

  Kobe getting benched during a critical stretch in the 4th quarter is like me having a threesome. It just doesn’t happen and when it does happyen, you better dig up some serious dirt to find out WHY IT HAPPENED. Mike Brown benched Kobe last night with 5:32 left, down 93-79 to the Memphis Grizzlies.(…)

Kobe Not Feeling Too Holy

LA Lakers megastar,(and my absolute favorite basketball player in the entire world) Kobe Bryant has pretty much led an uncontroversial offseason…until now. Word is out that Bryant has been involved in an alleged clash with a man at CHURCH. According to the reports, Bryant was attending a service this past Sunday at St. Therese of(…)

Kobe Bryant Spots You 10 In A Game To 11 And Whips Your Ass

Kobe Bryant will spot you 10, and beat your little ass up in a game to 11. Just ask Lil Bow Wow (wait is he the same dude who wants you to drop the LIL in his name because he thinks he’s hard or is that Lil Romeo). Kobe played this dude for a G.(…)

You’re A Prostitute, Kobe’s Not Marrying You!

An Ohio prostitute is suing Los Angeles Lakers superstar Kobe Bryant after allegedly going back on his promise to marry her. Umm sweetie…you’re a prostitute! The woman, Selina Miller filed the suit this past week in Orange County Superior Court. She claimed Bryant promised to provide her with a ring under a “complete and signed(…)

Former Gay NBA player John Amaechi says Kobe’s comments same, “as a white person screaming the N-word”

Openly gay ex-NBA player John Amaechi is the first NBA player to comment on Kobe’s anti-gay slurs: John said, “There’s only one contemporary meaning for that…We have to take it as unacceptable as a white person screaming the N-word at a black person. I can tell you that I’ve been called a f–got fairly routinely,(…)

Kobe claims Gay Comments “should not to be taken literally”

Kobe Bryant issued a statement today in regards to his “f*cking f*ggot” silent comments… “What I said last night should not be taken literally,” he said. “My actions were out of frustration during the heat of the game, period. The words expressed do NOT reflect my feelings towards the gay and lesbian communities and were(…)

One of Floppiest Commercials of All-Time (Kanye voice)

When this Chinese Smart Car commercial (staring Kobe Bryant) started, I thought to myself …damn this has the potential to be a really sweet commercial. But once Kobe gave his little “Wow I am the Man Smirk” to the lady in the passenger seat, I just knew that the commercial was going TO FLOP. And(…)

Top Ten Upset Wives

March is over and with it so too are all the upsets associated with college basketball. Well here at FloppingOut we love upsets not only in regards to games, but UPSET Athlete’s wives. Without further ado here are the… Top 10 Upset Wives 10. Amalia Tabata-Pereira VS Jose Tabata This story is a bit under the(…)

Top 10 Floppiest Trades in NBA History

Now that the biggest deal/trade of the year has come and gone….FloppingOut gives you without further or due: The Official “Top 10 Floppiest Trades in NBA History.” “Less Get It” 10. Phoenix trade Steve Nash to the Dallas Mavericks for Martin Muuersepp, Bubba Wells, Rights to Pat Garrity, and a 1st Round pick. This happened during(…)

Phil Jackson, Kobe Bryant Pissed after the Game…Ron Artest Spraying Khloe and Lamar’s New Fragrance

Last night the Los Angeles Lakers lost to the Charlotte Bobcats, 109-89. The defending champs shot a mere 43.8 % from the field and 15.8% beyond the arc. Kobe Bryant missed 11 of his first 16 shots and looked lost for most the game. Defensively the Lakers could not handle the quick, aggressive pace of(…)