What else would you expect from a meathead NFL player, who hangs out with Craig Carton 5 hours a day, and is surrounded by cougars. WEIRD STUFF IS GOING TO GO DOWN. Nothing wrong with getting weird…I get weird 90% of the day, and 100% of the time when I am around cougars like Kelly Ripa. And yes Kelly Ripa is one serious cougar. So Boomer was a co host on “Live with Kelly”, I guess Regis is dead or finally getting laid, and according to tweets/Carton busting his balls this morning/ numerous sites…BOOMER had some weird encounters with Kelly and fellow cougar actress Jane Krakowski…
First Boomer asked Kelly Ripa if she ate after they talked about Kelly’s workout/food regiment, which isn’t an awkward question, just not ideal if you are trying to get in them Ripa panties after the show. And then a HILARIOUS BIG “media” DEAL when Boomer asked guest Jane Krakowski who has bombs if she breast feeds (1:51) after having a kid, a minute after Boomer awkwardly grabs her hand (:38 seconds) HAHAHHA…GET THAT 3 SOME IN BOOM
Relax Todd…Boomer’s been doing a radio show with a meat stick like Carton for the last 4 and 1/2 years, 4 hours a day…you gotta expect some stupid sick shit. BUT THE BEST/MOST AWKWARD PART was when Kelly Ripa asked Boomer if he was familiar with “Tebowing” and Boomer flips it on Kelly telling her “I know what Tebowing is, I want to see you do some Tebowing back here in a second”
Kelly responds, “No but I am wearing a pencil skirt.”
Boomer responds, “That’s why we want to see you do that.” AWKWARD HAHHAHAH
Kelly knows deep down we all want to see her Tebowing in a pencil skirt. Why do you think so many men watch your show…not because Regis was entertaining them I can tell you that.
People like @WorldofIsaac are the reason why America has gotten so soft. Why 15 year old kids still cry like they are 5. Why women can claim assault if a male puts his nail on their ass. Why disorderly conducts are giving out like snickers on Halloween. AMERICA NEEDS TO MAN UP, AND GET BACK TO THE WAR DAYS, where people would not only tell you to fuck off, but kick your ass in the process without getting arrested. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE, TAKE THEM STICKS OUT YA ASS.
Now all over the blogs and internet people were saying that BOOMER “WAS CONDESCENDING” TO WOMEN. Now a little piece of advice, if you hear someone use the word “condescending”, they have a stick so far up their ass the scratch their forehead by moving jiggling their ass.
People need to realize that Boomer JUST HAS HIGH TESTOSTERONE LEVELS, how do you think he passed for 37,920 yards, 247 touchdowns, and made 4 pro bowls…NOT BECAUSE HE IS BEING A SOFT BITCH LIKE BRIAN ERNI (^^^^^) who actually listens to his wife. #SOFTY…