Nov 2 2011
Okay so when I woke up this morning I did my daily routine– coffee, SportsCenter, breakfast, shit, shower, twitter. When I finished the first 5 and went on to twitter, I didn’t expect to come across what I was reading. There are actual Buffalo Bills fans and they learned how to use twitter. They are(…)
May 20 2011
The Buffalo Bills may have drafted a BUFFALO when they took OL Michael Jasper in the 7th round, out of Bethel University (WTF, where?) Buffalo Bills scout Matt Hand discovered Jasper, who he called “a monster” two years ago at tiny Bethel University, and suggested Jasper(…)
Apr 17 2011
With the NFL Draft just a little over a week away, I will FINALLY unvail my ONE AND ONLY Mock Draft. Now with me being such a fatty, and devote half of my life to football, College or NFL, I usually kill these stupid things. I had 23/32 picks correct last year…so I don’t(…)
Mar 4 2011
If you don’t remember the name Shawne Merriman I really don’t blame you. The once promising All-Star linebacker from the San Diego Chargers has disappeared off the Planet. He now finds himself on Pluto, or rather on Buffalo as a Bill. Merriman was claimed on waivers by the Bills last November after being let go by(…)
Feb 15 2011
Former Buffalo Bills RB turned Murderer/Scumbag OJ Simpson is currently in a Nevada prison, where he’s serving at least nine years for his role in an armed confrontation with sports memorabilia dealers in Las Vegas in September 2007. Sources say OJ was beaten to an unconscious in a brutal prison yard attack, as inmates cheered(…)