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Brazilians Get WAXED

Well that was one of the best sporting events I have EVER watched. Yes I’m dead serious. The USA Women’s National Team came back with LITERALLY one minute left in a game where the fatty referee almost stole it away, to beat Brazil 5-3 on penalty kicks after a 2-2 tie. Playing with a (wo)man(…)

Well Tom Brady Is Looking Extra Gay

While I really have no room for ripping New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady in the women department because well, have you seen his wife? Yeah Gisele Bundchen. I CAN make fun of his new hair. Tom Brady was spotted in Brazil at some kind of carnival (with his slammin’ wife might I add) ROCKING(…)

Ronaldo Rocked Pampers?

Former Brazil and Real Madrid manager Vanderlei Luxemburgo told anĀ embarrassing story about his former player Ronaldo, who announced hisĀ retirement from soccer last week. Didn’t know Ronaldo asked to be roasted. Here I was thinking he was just retiring. Luxemburgo claimed that Ronaldo rocked adult diapers during the 1999 Copa America tournament: It appears the diet(…)

Brazilian Soccer Star Ronaldo Retires, Too Floppy to Play

The REAL Ronaldo called it quits today during his very emotional press conference and get this he says he was to FLOPPY to keep playing. Not really he just said he lost interest in the game and its demands due to the fact he couldn’t stay in shape. “It’s very hard to leave something that(…)