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Our Talk With Benjamin Christensen – MLB Fan Cave Hopeful Who Has Tattoos Of Every Baseball Logo

First thing that ran through my mind…..does this dude get laid? If so…the second thing was….he must like fat chicks who love to get sloppy drunk at baseball games and eat a ton of hotdogs. Look there is nothing wrong with getting drunk and eating hot dogs….ever, especially at baseball games, but for the chicks….no,(…)

FUNNIEST Fat Pitcher FLOPS Into Home

This is honestly the funniest thing I’ve seen come out of a baseball game since Wally Backman. This slob of a minor league pitcher rumbles around 3rd base and does the hugest belly flop since Free Willy. Check him out. [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8BNjd9Hhrg[/youtube] Honestly I don’t even think the announcer meant to be funny, but he was(…)

Blue Jays Pitcher and Manager Get Tossed

I’m not sure if there was a more ridiculous argument/ejection then the one from yesterday’s Blue Jays, Phillies game. Jays reliver Jon Rauch (wookie) has lost it.. Phillies second baseman Chase Utley was safe by a mile and Rauch and Jays manager John Farrell, come out to argue and of course get tossed. Watch as(…)

A-Rod Lying Again

What is Alex Rodriguez’s deal? This dude lies more than a drug addict in denial. Oh wait….he is a drug addict in denial (if you consider steroids a drug). Right Katie Couric? [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVcqLt9sJLs[/youtube] Ah man that never gets old…seriously you’ll probably see that video at least 10 more times by the end of the baseball(…)

Jim Riggleman Quits…Parties With Young Chicks!

In a bit of a surprise move Washington Nationals manager Jim Riggleman, resigned yesterday after winning 11-out-of-12 game. I guess he figured that was good enough to earn a nice contract extension….and I also guess you can figure out that Nats GM Mike Rizzo wasn’t having it. Riggleman basically laid down the law in a(…)

I Hate These MLB Power Rankings

Not that I care about ESPN or their MLB Power Rankings, but just seeing the top 3 teams on this list makes me ill. I mean trust me, I am used to my Mets being irrelevant, but the fact that I can’t disagree with this list sucks. It’s funny if I were to make a(…)

GIVE ME THAT SHIT!

Usually you see happy endings (a thank you- Austin Powers voice) in these types of videos. Well not this time! A lady at last nights St.Louis Cardinals, Houston Astros game GRABS a foul ball away from a little girl after they both miss it on a fly, and the she walks away with it. She(…)

Philly Phanatic Sexually Abuses Aaron Boone

Check out the Philadelphia Phillies mascot, the Philly Phanatic get all frisky on ESPN Monday Night Baseball’s announcer and former player Aaron Boone, during tonight’s Los Angeles Dodgers, Philadelphia Phillies game. Must have been an awfully dry weekend for the Phanatic….I know how you feel my man! [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgCpB3RcNEo[/youtube]

Bartolo Colon Using Stem Cells? Too Bad MLB

Bartolo Colon, the man shaped like a melon has arguably been the New York Yankees second best pitcher this season. Now all of a sudden you start to see other teams, along with the MLB looking into how the 265 lb righty has found such a crazy resurgence at the age of 38. Well right(…)

Congrats Jo-Jo Reyes, You Are Officially Forgotten Again

FINALLY….the streak is over. Jo-Jo Reyes, congratulations you are now just any regular, terrible MLB Pitcher who should be in the minor leagues or an international league; but are in the big’s thanks to non-juiced hitters and the ending of the steroid era. Okay enough babbling and judging on my part, let’s get into what(…)