Jun 28 2011
“Stay Dwight” Ties Popping Up In Orlando
S/O to Terez Owens on the pic!
What a feeble attempt at trying to persuade your lone superstar. Am I wrong? A tie? Really?! Nah, let’s not work on getting some real talent on this team. If we really want to keep Dwight Howard in Orlando we got to focus on making some clever ties.
This has to be the queerest attempt at keeping a superstar that I have ever seen. What’s next “Keep Gilbert” gun straps? The “Delonte West mother-fucking” condoms?
First of all, we’ve all seen how this story plays out. I don’t know why the Magic are even trying anymore. Don’t you remember the last big dopey 7-footer who went by the nickname “Superman” enjoy a little bit of success in Orlando only to move on to bigger and better things?
So, why does anyone actually think Howard is going to stay if Shaq couldn’t stand to be there? Because of a few cheesy ties? C’mon Orlando, get your act together. Can’t you think of anything a little more clever than “Stay Dwight” ties? Just give up, you know he’s going to either the Lakers or Celtics anyway. Save the hideous ties.
I haven’t seen a lamer attempt since …..well last summer in Cleveland.