Well this is shocking to me. There is NO WAY IN HELL THAT I WOULD’VE THOUGHT THIS WOULD HAPPENED. I mean this guy has ALWAYS been in tremendous shape his whole career, ALWAYS been a hard worker, ALWAYS had a sturdy head on his shoulders, NEVER eats cheeseburgers like a 80-year old high-blood pressure patient pops pills….ya know?
Well according to Brian Windhorst of ESPN (the better reporter NOT CHRIS BROUSSARD) CHEESEBURGER EDDY CURRY COULDN’T EVEN MAKE IT THROUGH HIS SECOND PRACTICE AFTER SIGNING WITH THE MIAMI HEAT JUST DAYS AGO.
I am SHOCKED to hear this. No seriously I am. I mean what did you expect from a man who played in WHOLE 10 games since 2008? Dear lord, Eddy. This is your final chance and you couldn’t have even got on a good workout regimen with your boy who lobbied for you to get a gig with the Miami Heat? (He works out with the chump LeBron in the off season. Meaning he eats a few McDoubles while he watches LeBron dunk on 8-year old jewish kids) Cheeseburger Eddy sucks so much at basketball and is so fat….that even a Kardashian sister wouldn’t bang him, despite the fact that he’s in the NBA and has even signed a $60 million dollar contract in his career. Damn, Eddy. Maybe time to jump…..poor water.
Listen to Eddy after his first practice as a member of the Heat, as Miami reporters badger him about his weight and how much of a #FATTY he is. Jeez, Eddy can’t even breathe. My man is wheezing more than an overweight kid with asthma after dodgeball.