May 25 2012
Sanchez Agent Takes Shot At TEBOW…Dumb or Dumb?
I can understand a STUPID tweet like this when Tebow was just traded…BUT NOW THAT THEY ARE TEAMMATES? I mean Brian Murphy must have been wasted or something, because that was one of the dumbest tweets I’ve seen since Canseco’s last one. And who said Sanchez is a Franchise QB, the fatty blonde he scissored last night?
Do you want to give Tebow any more drive than he already has? Do you think this Tweet is something Sanchez wanted? If I was Mark I would just hire Drew Rosenhaus, and try to scam Woody into buying me a corvette or something; cause this dude BRIAN SUCKS. Whatever the case may be…Tebow threw two picks in the OTAs yesterday so THERE IS NO CHANCE HE IS STARTING. Since Tebow is such a good “throw through the tire”- TIM COUCH LIKE passer anyways. I think people forget that quarterbacks have to do more than just throw a football. How about avoiding pressure, moving/improvising in the pocket, inspiring others, leading, running for first downs, managing the clock ETC… You know all the things Sanchez does really well.
Tebow Rant Time: I mean we all think of BIG BEN as this GREAT QB, but fact is BIG BEN had a 10x better defense THAN TEBOW had with Denver last year. Not like Ben’s Steelers haven’t kept the score close for him since he entered the league 8 years ago. And WHAT ABOUT BRADY and his first 3 or 4 years. That defense had about 11 ALL PROs. So I think people, especially a NY Jets agent (who probably never so much as watched an entire football game – b/c he thinks he is so busy being someones bitch), should show Tebow some respect.
And if you really think Tebow CAN’T THROW (Exaggerated Steven A Broadway So He Stays Relevant In US VOICE)… that shows how much more baller he is THAT HE WENT OFF FOR THE MOST YARDS OF ANY QB in 2011 against PITT (a def that was only allowing 171 through the air) IN THE PLAYOFFS. Like your friend who can’t get laid…but then one night bangs 3 hot chicks. So he can get laid, just needs to work on it? RIGHTTTT. So everyone needs to shut their mouths, and let the games be played. Oh..your eye test probably sucks, AND YOU WERE WRONG ABOUT TT last year. Dude started at a 1-4 disadvantage and took a WORTHLESS TEAM TO A PLAYOFF WIN. Luck? NA CALLED WORK. So stop hating, GET BIG and go BE A BALLER FOR A ONCE IN YOUR LIFE, MAYBE YOU’LL GET IT.
Not to mention the dude led Denver to the #1 rushing attack (after missing 5 games) in the NFL because of the option read. OH BUT YOU DON’T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THE OPTION READ AND how DEs are wasted cause they have to respect the QB run….you just LOOK AT A THROW THAT WOBBLES AND HITS THE GROUND AND BARELY EVER GETS PICKED. IMPORTANTE… Oh didn’t Sanchez lead the NFL in turnovers last year BRIAN? FRANCHISE QB for the other TEAM TRY. Yea Jets fans we know he got us closer to busting in our pants since 1998…can’t give that up. I love being 4th place.
New Qualifications TO BEING A NFL Quarterback..Just ask a Jets fan - I MEAN THEY KNOW. They have witnessed so many Super Bowl winning QBs in their lifetime.