Nov 25 2011
A video just surfaced of Brazilian soccer star Ronaldinho panking it on a webcam. While people in America are comatose, people in Brazil are going NUTS over this video. Now since we have little kids visiting this site (btw if you have sons or daughters block this site, WE’RE FUCKING IDIOTS), we will not post the video or even link it. But if you are a creep and want to see Ronaldhino panking it – Copy and Paste this exact link into your search bar: [http://www.4shared.com/video/ql84IBjQ/Ronaldinho_Gaucho_se_masturban.html]. I am not linking a male panking it, sorry Renee, but I did remember to send you my cock shots hunny.
Now Ronaldinho’s current manager Vanderlei Luxemburgo did not the go American “wow this is such a serious matter, lets all get depressed about it.” But joke around with reports about the panking incident:
Manager Vanderlei Luxemburgo would not be drawn on the issue, insisting that he ‘had nothing to do with it.’
“This is a particular problem for Ronaldinho. I can not control what is on my player’s computers,” said the coach, to much laughter from the gathered press ranks.
“The only thing I can do is [get] out of the way before this …. blows,” finished Luxemburgo to even more laughter.
Egged on by the laughter, Globo reports that Luxemburgo took the jokes a step further by asking which of the assembled journalists had seen the video. Then he said this:
Let me ask a question for you? Who saw the video of Ronaldinho? How big?
Now based on me watching the video I would tell Luxemburgo that Ronalidinho does pack some serious meat for a little shit. No doubt he will be getting a call from Ronaldo to get some back door lovin real soon.
Who masturbates on a webcam and records it. Honestly (Austin Powers voice)…