Feb 11 2012
Ricky Williams is very strange, but did have a very productive NFL career that end earlier this week after 11 savings. Three franchises (Saints, Dolphins, Ravens- mix in a year with the CFL’s Toronto Argonauts in 2006), testing positive for marijuana, some deep, secrets, dark ones, his very weird antics, sort that blurred everyone from how nasty Ricky really was….but forget all that. The dude just banged his wife, and wants you all to know. That is why he posted it on his twitter account…..oh and SHOCKER, it was weird.
Now Ricky is one strange mo-fo, nothing wrong with it but man……WTF is he (still) smoking?
Earlier, Ricky sent a tweet plugging his “new favorite website,” AccessConsciousness.com. “I recommend taking at least a bars class. Will open you up so much!”
According to their website, here’s what the hell “access bars” are:
There are 32 Bars of energy that run through and around your head. They store the electromagnetic component of all the thoughts, ideas, attitudes, decisions and beliefs that you have ever had about anything. There are Bars for healing, body, control, awareness, creativity, power, aging, sex and money; just to name a few. Each thought, idea, attitude, decision or belief that you have fixed in place solidifies the energy and limits your capacity to be generative in that area and to have something different show up in your life with ease. [Access Consciousness]
Well it’s obvious that Ricky isn’t one of those athletes who gets paid to promote something, but never ACTUALLY uses the product. Nope, Ricky does that shit and then he bangs his wife, baby! As a matter of fact, he wants you all to know that he hit it, but in a very Ricky Williams like way.
I guess running “bars” on your wife is better than running the “train” on her, right? Imagine Ricky’s 2011 Baltimore Ravens’ team running train on poor Miss Williams? Maddone. Ray Lewis, Terrell Suggs, Ed Reed and of course……Joe Flacco. HAHA. I’m a sick bastard.
But she ain’t havin’ that. That’s for sure. According to Ricky, his wife got a little pissed that he was airing their sexual life, and even wanted him to delete his twitter. Williams tweeted: “I think I’m going to delete my Twitter account this afternoon. My wife is pissed at me for talking about sex. This was fun though. Thanks.” He would then talk it over with his wife (probably ran bars on her again) and he said: “I talked to wifey and she said that I can keep tweeting if I get to 100,000 followers by midnight Pacific Time. Help me!”
Ahhh Ricky, there will never be another one of your weird asses. I mean I guess God bless…..my man never liked football anyway, he was just CRAZY good at it and collected a pay check. He would much rather be home, smoking literally ANYTHING, and running “Bars” and “Train” on his wife. Enjoy retirement my man.