Dec 20 2011
Rex Ryan Uses Offensive Stars As Excuse To Eat Extra Ice Cream
S/O to my man @matthewfuntime for the pic. This man is literally the Photoshop king
Honestly…..that title isn’t a joke. Like this is way too good to be true. JUST when I thought it wasn’t possible for me to love Rex Ryan anymore, he goes and does this. Apparently Rex Ryan LITERALLY has ice cream socials every Thursday with some of the offensive stars, including Plaxico Burress, Santonio Holmes, Dustin Keller and quarterback Mark Sanchez. This has been going on for over a month now. They SERIOUSLY eat ice cream together in Rex’s office.
This doesn’t surprise me for many reasons. One being all those guys probably HATE offensive coordinator Brian Schottenheimer and use ice cream as a way to lure Rex Ryan into actually pretending he cares about an offense. Second- the Jets offense has been so putrid and slow-starting that eating a ton of ice cream a few days before gameday makes total sense. You ever cap off a big meal with a nice bowl of ice cream and try to move after that?
But in all seriousness, how awesome is that? And what better way to clear the air and speak your issues than over a bowl of ice cream? My man Rex may not know too much about offense but he sure knows his way around an ice cream bowl. I hear a pizza party is on the way if the defense holds the New York Giants to under 17 points on Saturday. I can just see the tee-shirt ideas now.