Jun 8 2012
UPDATE: PornHub Ups Offer To Chad From 69 Grand To 609 GRAND
Now that the Patriots have released the king of twitter, reality shows & oh yeah, I think he was a WR too… He’s going to need some cash. Well the president (I think) of a site called “PornHub” (I’ve never been on it… 
) has an idea for him.
According to BuzzFeed, Ocho received this letter:
June 6, 2012
Dear Mr. Ochocinco,
I hope this letter finds you well. Our company, Pornhub.com, (the premier destination for online adult entertainment) would like to offer you an opportunity to solidify your support for the work we do here. Given your continued endorsement of our brand on your widely followed Twitter account, we feel it would only be appropriate to ask you, in the spirit of fun, to take your fandom for us to the next level.
In short, we would like to extend a proposal for you to legally change your name to Chad Seisnueve on the day of June 9, 2012 for the subsequent 24 hours. As proof, all we require from you is a twitpic of the approved name change registration form accompanied by a @Pornhub hashtag mention. We believe that this partnership can be beneficial to both parties.
In return for your cooperation and willingness, we will compensate you $69,000.
We truly appreciate your consideration of our offer and look forward to the possibility of working together soon. Meanwhile, please feel free to continue enjoying the fruits of our labor at Pornhub.com.All the best,
Corey Price
Haha… $69,000 to change your last name to 69 in Spanish…WHY NOT. Creative!!! Ocho has yet to respond. Shit I’d do it right, as long as they get me into a little scene on the side (Heather did not write this).
UPDATE: Check that. HOW ABOUT you add a zero between the 6 & 9 in $69,000. That’s right…Pornhub has up’d the anti and is throwing $609,000 down for Chad to change his last name to Seisnueve…WHICH TELLS ME TWO THINGS AND TWO THINGS ONLY. (1) There are so many sick bastards out there since Pornhub has $609,000 to throw away on something as stupid as this. Or (2) This is the smartest advertising move in the history of the World. Why? Well because if Chad does change his last name to “Seisnueve”…every time Chad is mentioned by first and new LAST name…the person saying it, or your sick head will think/mention PORNHUB. And then when you get bar rejected and even creeping doesn’t work…you go right to PORNHUB. WHY NOT? GENIUS?