Remember Peter Moylan? Well probably not, but I think I wrote an article about how he likes to wear women’s clothing, when the Atlanta Braves aren’t busy being choke artists. Well, the relief pitcher for the Braves must have just gone to a Foo Fighters concert or something, and not been able to find his panty hose – because he decided to pick on Nickelback.
So then some Nickelback gets pissed of because they really do suck…
Sounds like a good comeback but really wasn’t because Moylan is a relief pitcher. So of course he will either be watching from the TV or bench when Kimbrel (closer) is pitching. I guess Moylan is that bad that Nickelback thought he was an outfielder or something.
Moral of the story? If you’re a nobody baseball player who spends a majority of the time on the bench (and I know my nobody baseball players)… don’t take it out on Nickeback. Because, well, they’re just as bitter and angry for only having like 26 fans as you are. So get pissed off together and take it out on some asshole like Jose Canseco who is still tweeting about his Ex dumping him.