Feb 14 2012
First thing that ran through my mind…..does this dude get laid? If so…the second thing was….he must like fat chicks who love to get sloppy drunk at baseball games and eat a ton of hotdogs. Look there is nothing wrong with getting drunk and eating hot dogs….ever, especially at baseball games, but for the chicks….no, no that’s not okay. Anyway, what I am talking about is 29-year old Benjamin Christensen, from Bakersfield, California. This dude is in the running to be the next MLBFanCave dream job winner.
The winner of the MLB Dream Job, will man the Fan Cave in New York’s Greenwich village (could be it a gay bar?) every day for the entire 2012 MLB season along with his Wingman, where they will watch all 2,430 regular season games plus every Postseason game. DAMN. While writing down their experiences and sharing their opinions/views on baseball and pop culture through Facebook, Twitter, MLBFanCave.com, and regular appearances on MLB Network. Sounds pretty awesome, I’m not going to lie. But check out Benjamin’s special go-to in order to try and win your vote.
Okay enough fronting on my part, the tats are sweet.
I for one would NEVER get that (I told myself I would only get two tattoos in my life. ONE- a chocolate ice cream cone on my lower back towards my ass, with the chocolate ice cream DRIPPING out of the cone down towards my crack……and TWO- if
there is no fucking chance the Jets EVER win a Super Bowl in my lifetime, a Jets super bowl tattoo). But they are pretty sweet for a dude who probably has established he won’t ever get a quality lay, and one who just loves baseball. I voted for him….just out of pity. Good luck bruh. I’m sure the sloppy fat-chick baseball fans would love to be brought back to the MLBFANCAVE/VIRGIN-CAVE.