Jul 22 2011
Mike Tyson Becoming A Male Nurse…Oh Shit
Well for all of us who have enjoyed the newer, calmer, bird watching Mike Tyson; get ready for Mike to start breaking necks again.
Mike Tyson will be featured on CBS reality TV show series “Same Name” where Mike Tyson will be switching lives with another “Mike Tyson” from a small town in western Michigan. Well that Mike Tyson is a male nurse…oh shit. Imagine Iron Mike working as a male nurse with a bunch of softies in the emergency room. I can just see Mike now: “Get of the fucking tablth”…or his favorite “I normally don’t help women unless I fornicate with them.”
The “Mike Tyson” episode starts on August 7th and will be televised on CBS. If you want to get up close and see Iron Mike for yourself in a male gown, just visit Zeeland Community Hospital in Michigan, and make sure you don’t wear any damn earrings cause Mike gets hungry.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6U1YoV6VNxc[/youtube]Reggie Bush will also be featured on the show, trading places with another Reggie Bush, a General contractor for Danville, Ill. Hey Reggie if contracting is your thing, maybe you should just stick to that because I guarantee the other “Reggie” has more balls when it comes to running at the line of scrimmage.