Jul 12 2011
LeBron James’ mom, Gloria, the most famous mother in the US that didn’t get acquitted from killing her child has her own trial date set. Back in April, Gloria James, mother of the infamous Heat “star“, LeBron James faced battery charges as well as disorderly intoxication charges (can you ever be orderly and intoxicated?? Prob not) from April at a South Beach hotel.
According to sources at NBC Miami, “Gloria James will head to trial on August 8th for the alleged altercation outside the Fontainebleau hotel on April 7“. The 43 year old woman (almost old enough for A-Rod) was accused of drunkenly slapping around a valet named Rockfeller Sorel (what a name) when she became upset over the time it took to retrieve her car (Sorry Gloria, they all can’t be as fast as Delonte). A Miami Beach police report says that she became angry with the valet over her car, saying “Where are my f***ing keys”
I don’t know if she brought her talents to South Beach, or if this may just be insufficient evidence and she’ll get off (giggity), but I guess we’ll see in August.