Sep 1 2011
Imagine you just recently married some chick with a huge cellulite ass, tons of botox, been penetrated by more celebrities than the red carpet on Oscar night, and got all out (on video) by some terrible musician… and you just so happen to run into that same dude on an airplane. I’m guessing you know who I’m talking about. Yup… Kim Kardashian’s new husband, Kris
According to the NY Post (gotta love Page 6 gossip) Kris Humphries sat right next to Kim Kardashian’s ex and sex tape mate, Ray J, on a Delta flight Sunday from LA to New Orleans. Humphries boarded in Minneapolis and was in an aisle seat DIRECTLY across from the singer in first class. Humphries sat there for a few minutes before moving to a seat in front of Ray J. What a VAGINA Humphries is. I mean come on dude….you both smashed the same piece of meat…..should shake hands or something….oh wait…Kris got stuck putting a ring on that…oh well it’s your fault you were the sucker and married that washed up wizard sleeve.
After minutes of “awkward silence,” Ray J walked up to Humphries’ seat to congratulate him, but Kris acted like he didn’t recognize him. According to a source, “Ray J said, ‘Come on, you know who I am. I just want to say congratulations.’ Then Kris, realizing he was cornered, said, ‘Oh yeah, yeah, I’m sorry I know who you are.’ ” [NY POST]
Jeez at least he knew that THIS happened. I mean after all he had no clue his girl Kim was married once before. Looks like this marriage is off to a hot start. Want to set odds on how long this lasts? I’ll give them 6 months and that’s being generous.
What timing on all this too,…on Tuesday reports surfaced that a “mystery buyer” was offering $30 million to purchase the rights to the Kim Kardashian sex tape from Vivid Entertainment. My guess is it’s Kris or Kim. Kris probably saved up all his money from his very average NBA career and will now buy it so that no one else can see her gettin’ worn out in that awful video…..me thinks it’s too late, Krissy.