Knicks Lose Playoff Game SHOCKER…Amar’e Tries To Cool HEAT With Fire Extinguisher

Amare Leaving The American Airlines Arena In Miami...HOW THE KNICKS ROLL DOG

What would you do if you couldn’t stop the HEAT…YOU GET A FUCKIN FIRE EXTINGUISHER. Exactly what Amar’e Stoudemire did after Game 2, and an epic 7 board 1 block night, which to his credit is 2 more rebounds and 1 more block than his CRAY game 1. Oh not to mention his EPIC HELP DEFENSE, where you know…he couldn’t STOP a Terri Schiavo from going hard to the lane.

Oh and don’t think Melo is getting Amar’e to play hard, you know what REAL leaders do. Melo was busy out there getting 1 assist, which to his credit is 2 more than GAME 1. MELO DOING BIG THINGS…HE SCORED 30 POINTS.

FYI when Melo scores 30 points in a playoff game his team are 6-9. Which is actually a better winning percentage than Melo who is 16-34 in the playoffs…WHICH IS THE WORST WINNING PERCENTAGE OF ANY ACTIVE PLAYER RIGHT NOW. Oh the Knicks also fuckin suck. They are on a 12 game playoff losing streak which is tied with the 2004-2006 Memphis Grizzlies (GREAT COMPANY).

Back to STAT…seems like he will be out GAME 3, and I COULDN’T BE ANY HAPPIER. He fuckin sucks, and makes this team worst. I seriously think he lost his talents to the Fatty Space Jam guy…. or COKE. Maybe him and the #DRUGGIE Coples will get right along this off season.