Yeah and they said white people couldn’t dance? Watch as former “Dancing with the Stars” contestant and greatest wide receiver of all time, Jerry Rice, squaring off with Alfonso Ribeiro (yes, Carlton from “Fresh Prince”) on the dance floor at the Lake Tahoe Celebrity Golf Tournament. Rice was reduced to wallflower status after shakily shuffling through the Electric Slide. Just stick to your mediocre TV career, Jerry.
Ribeiro, on the other hand, forced Rice off the stage. I mean, c’mon, let’s be real here. No one can ever outdo Carlton on the dance floor. The dude didn’t have to pull out the Carlton to embarrass Rice.
Of course, I’m not one to talk. Your boy Bro Montana is still waiting on someone to teach him how to properly Dougie. The last time I moved it like Bernie was back on Spring Break ’08. And that was after I got my Barrett Robbins on, in a tequila-induced stupor in Tijuana.