When Jerry Jones watched last night’s joke of a game/effort by the Philadelphia Eagles…his old man balls must have been tingling. I mean who doesn’t love to see “THE DREAM TEAM HAAH!” get spanked by a shitty Seattle Seahawks team, led by TAVARIS JACKSON?
But why the hell is Jerry shitting his shorts about facing the Eagles? I mean I get that the Birds shat on his Cowboys a few weeks ago, in a 34-7 rout at Lincoln Financial Field, but that team still had a shot and had Mike Vick minus 3 different injuries.
Now Jerry is saying he’s “scared” to play the Eagles and their #Fatty head coach Andy Reid. Is he being honest or is he scheming, getting ready for turkey neck Andy to get axed in Philly so he can bring him to Big D? Who knows…just check out the quote from Jerry this morning on the Dallas Sports radio station, KRLD-FM.
“Now, Andy Reid is one of the best football coaches, period, anywhere,” Jones said. “And he’s in the prime of his coaching career. I know they’re down on him now, and he set it up with high expectations. … He set it up with high expectations and it hasn’t worked out. It just doesn’t work out the way you have it mapped out on paper. That’s just the way it is, but he’s an outstanding coach and, man, has he been formidable for us throughout the years. Boy, when I look at the game we played against them, I know what they’re capable of,” Jones said, “and I’m scared to death of them when we play them here.”
COME ON, JERRY. You can’t say that shit. You’re the face of the Dallas Cowboys. The botox filled, old man face of “America’s Team”…..you can’t say you’re scared of a 4-8 team. Imagine how Tony Romo feels? You’re scaring him. Like seriously, he may cry. I mean I get Jerry knows what it’s like to put a Super Bowl caliber team on the field, only to end the season with like 8 wins….but you’re hot right now….shut your damn mouth. You should welcome the Eagles to Dallas in a few weeks and run the ball down their wide-9 tech, throats. I mean I could pick up a hundo with an offensive line against that trash.
Hey…at least the softest #fatty since the Michelin Man, is gone….that’s a plus. Replacing the #fatty with an even bigger #fatty is always good. Especially when the new #fatty looks like the abominable snowman.