Apr 5 2011
How The F Did These Phillies Fans Get A Keg On A Train?
This weekend, these Philadelphia Phillies dudes showed their love for their team by doing keg stands on the train on the way to the game. I have watched this youtube clip a few times and I have just a little bit of criticism. First off, Phillies fans are known to be kind of sloppy party animals right? These guys are really bad at doing keg stands!! I mean the first chode only goes nine seconds.
I understand that five bros on the El Train doesn’t make for prime keg stand conditions, but I expected more from the notoriously drunk Phillies fans. I’m however, incredibly amazed that they were able to get a keg on the train in the first place . If this were New York, you’d have to find one hell of a paper bag to put that shit in. It is incredibly impressive that these guys were able to go through the following process without any conflict at all, or without getting tased.
Here’s a few things I found surprising: One, somehow lifting that keg onto the train. Two, tapping the keg. Three drinking the entire keg between five dudes and finally making it into the game (remember drunk fans are not allowed entrance into the ballpark)…well done guys, well done, even if your uh…..skills aren’t so impressive.