Jun 7 2011
Bryce Harper is a man-child, there’s no doubt about that. He was drafted first in the 2010 Major League Baseball Draft, as a catcher by the Washington Nationals. Now Harper played outfield to fully take advantage of how beastly of a hitter he is, especially being only 18-years old. Another thing Harper will be beasting is that stock market; as Harper will be making $10 million dollars over the next 5 years.
On another note this kid is also a bit of a douche bag. Let’s count how many douchey things Bryce Harper did in this :47 second clip, during a Single A Hagerstown Suns’ game.
Try and keep up:
I count 5.. ready? The Hideous Mustache (We all know people with mustaches like that are douches). The admiration of a Single A home run (Run the bases kid, you’re not Babe Ruth). The Constant look back/taunt to the pitcher or third baseman (Couldn’t tell who he was looking at, but it was one of the two). The Blown Kiss(es) (Douche Move, who does that?). And finally: the slow walk home, into the even slower plate touch (We get it, you’re a sick hitter dog).
Great…another pompous ass kid who thinks he’s better then he is. Can’t wait to root against you when (if) you make it up to the big leagues, DoucheBag.