May 8 2012
Gilf Tries Out For Cowboys
Sharon Simmons is one serious GILF, who is trying to become a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader/stripper. Now although SHARON is not as serious as the GILF I am trying to hit up on OKCUPID, she is pretty damn SEXAAAAAY. I mean if you wouldn’t hit up 55 year old Sharon Simmons you must have a really small one/you know she won’t feel it – it’s OTAY.
Now If Sharon does make the team (MEANING SHE BANGED JERRY JONES), then she would be the second grandmother in the NFL – she would join 37 year old grandma (what did she have a kid when she was 12) Susie Sanchez.