Feb 15 2012
Funny thing is the “Heart Attack Grill” is themed as an EMERGENCY ROOM, where the owner (former nutritionist) is known as “Doctor Jon, the waitresses are hot chicks dressed as nurses, who take your order as a prescription, and the food is your “medication” to help you get A HEART ATTACK. And if you eat a “triple” or “quadruple” bypass burger in their “Heart Attack Grill” clinic, you get wheeled out in a wheel chair. Now when this dude had AN ACTUAL HEART ATTACK AT THE “HEART ATTACK GRILLE” people thought he was joking around. BUT HE WASN’T. My man coulda been DEAD (Kanye West Voice).
The “Heart Attack Grill” has a “quadruple bypass burger” that is easily over 8,000 calories (equivalent of 15 Big Macs), an “All You Can Eat” Fry bar (known as flat liner fries), which are deep fried in 100% lard, and they have hot ass chicks in short white skirts (dressed as nurses) serving it to you. I MEAN, do you NOT expect a 300lb #fatties HEART TO EXPLODE. On top of that, IF YOU WEIGH OVER 350 LBS YOU EAT FOR FREE FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.
They should honestly check if a terrorist runs this place because this has the potential to kill A LOT OF #FATTIES OUT THERE. One already dead, when the “Heart Attack Grille” spokesperson (SHOCKER) Blair “I am the size of a” River, died last year at the age of 29 in what they CALLED a “bout of the flu.” BOUT OF THE FLU? Try a bout of the heart. This dude WAS A GIANT #FATTY weighing in at 575 pounds. So be sure to update your payment on your insurance premiums, or get really cheap health insurance.