Dec 13 2011
Derek Jeter Sends Groupie Hoes Off With Parting Gifts
I KNEW JETER WAS A CHUBBY CHASER
I guess you can say Derek Jeter loves to mark his own territory. Like any cat or dog, DJ likes to let everyone know what he owns and where he’s been. In today’s NY Post, two female writers brought you a story about Derek Jeter and his Trump World Tower bachelor pad rendezvous. Emily Smith and Tara Palmeri, wrote that El Capitan loves to get his and send his groupies off with gift basket filled with Derek Jeter sign memorabilia.
Can’t knock my man, the amount of groupies/paparazzi that follow this dude around is pathetic. The dude literally cannot take a piss at a restaurant without a glory hole camera starring down his schmeck.
“Derek has girls stay with him at his apartment in New York, and then he gets them a car to take them home the next day. Waiting in his car is a gift basket containing signed Jeter memorabilia, usually a signed baseball,” the friend dished.
“This summer, he ended up hooking up with a girl who he had hooked up with once before, but Jeter seemed to have forgotten about the first time and gave her the same identical parting gift, a gift basket with a signed Derek Jeter baseball,” the pal said.
“He basically gave her the same gift twice because he’d forgotten hooking up with her the first time!”
Wow how awesome is that. What are the chances these chicks don’t go and throw this stuff up on eBay and end up adding a few grand along with being able to tell their friends that they got a chance to swing DJ’s wooden bat?
“He normally doesn’t go out with girls. He will have them come to his house. He’ll have cocktail parties. His friends invite girls they think he’ll be interested in. He’s very shy,” another friend explained.
“He’ll occasionally take girls to a restaurant. He has a couple of restaurants that he goes to that aren’t trendy,” the friend said.
“He goes to Nino’s in New York. He used to go to Mustang Grill on the Upper East Side. I know he’s been dating multiple girls. He likes a hole in the wall, or he likes a place that his friends own. He’s very cautious. He’ll only go out on off-nights,” the friend said.
“The girls go through the back-door entrance in the Trump World Tower to avoid the paparazzi,” the pal said. “He broke up with Minka in the summer and is definitely over her. He is playing the field.” [NY Post]
I mean when you make millions and millions of dollars and can use some signed bats and balls to get the hottest NYC broads go for it. As for these women, they don’t get a bad gig either. They have their 15 minutes (if Jeter lasts that long) of fame along with some signed stuff they could sell for another slutty cocktail dress that they’ll put on next Friday night to attempt to get in Jeter’s boyfriend/stalker boyfriend Alex Rodriguez’s pants…..then everyone wins!
I wonder if Jeter sends off the dudes he brings up to the apartment with a few signed balls….or just a signed picture of his own balls. (Yeah that was for you #FatFrankie ….. Piazza aint the gay one)