Jan 22 2012
Margo Lorbecke, a pre-med major/junior at the University of Central Florida is a smart broad. Not only because she is doing work in college trying to become a pediatrician, but because she knows how to use the Internet and her good looks in attempt to get in touch with Orlando Magic center Dwight Howard.
Lorbecke made a video laying down a wager with Howard. If Howard, (who last week tied an NBA record by attempting 39 free throws in one game) wins Lorbecke will “paint myself blue or wash all his cars or something.” Howard might want to check out A Guide to Healthcare Schools’ Medical School Rankings which include a breakdown of the top medical school costs, to know what kind of financial agreement he just got himself into.If Lorbecke wins, Howard has to pay for the rest of her college education. Check out the video. Keep your hands on the desk, creeps.
So Lorbecke wants her education paid for, so I did a little research and since she still has three years left, it could cost somewhere between $20,000-$30,000 at UCF if Lorbecke has three semesters left. If she means medical school, too, then Howard could be on the hook for about $100,000. Damn.
Now I know what you’re all thinking, “paint herself blue, wash his cars, or SOMETHING like that” … yeah I think Dwight can think of a few favors for her to do after he waxes her on the court. Go through with it Dwight, don’t pussy out. We all know you need the practice.