Sep 5 2011
Carlos Tevez….We Know How It Feels….Fatty
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Now I know that South American’s can cook…trust me I do…But what I didn’t know was that superstar soccer athletes eat like us fat Americans. I’m talking about Argentine star footballer, (who also plays for Manchester City), Carlos Tevez, who for all my fatties out there know that this dude can eat…
Tevez revealed that this summer he sank into a deep depression and developed an eating disorder which required him to attend a fatty clinic. Come on …don’t let the man bring you down. You eat those empanadas like a champ, who gives a shit what they say?
”I’m not the shit that they say I am. I had a personal crisis this summer. I put on five or six kilos and had to check myself into a clinic. I was depressed and so I ate and ate. Only my family and my friends know this” Tevez told People.
I’m guessing his shitty Copa America drove him to eat where he started Argentina’s first two games, but after failing to score, was dropped from the lineup. He came on as a substitute in the quarter-final against Uruguay, but he missed the only penalty in the 5-4 shoot-out defeat. After the tournament, Argentina coach Sergio Batista was fired, but Tevez insists it was not his fault.
People can criticize me if I don’t play well, but they can’t say “He missed a penalty so the coach would be sacked.” It’s the bad feeling towards me that I can’t stand.’
What a weak excuse…sack up fatty, you’re reminding me of Fat bastard from Austin Powers.
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