Mar 28 2011
Canseco Brothers Do The Old Flip-Flop
80% of the whole MLB steroid era in this one picture.
Oh great everyone’s favorite narc is back at it again. Jose Canseco and his twin juice-head brother Ozzie tried to pull off the old flip-flop this past weekend at a boxing event.
A representative of the firm Celebrity Boxing confirmed Sunday that Canseco was a no-show Saturday at a boxing event in Hollywood – and instead sent his twin brother Ozzie in his place, El Nuevo Herald has learned. El Nuevo…did Chad Johnson change his name again?
“We discovered the Canseco who showed up was Ozzie when he took off his shirt and didn’t have José’s tattoos on the biceps that appear in our advertising,” a Celebrity Boxing representative told El Nuevo Herald. The man said he did not want to be identified.
Narcing out the narc himself, some balls Mr. Anonymous from the Chad Johnson newspaper. Just kidding, unidentified writer from the El Nuevo.
After the whole situation went down, and there was no fight The Real Jose Canseco tweeted this:
“Damon Feldman did not comply with his part of the agreement,” and “be careful with Damon Feldman, the Celebrity Boxing leader, who will not pay you if you fight for him.”
Really Jose, that juice must have flooded your brain bro. Stick to writing books and making appearances being a rat. Imagine Jose in the Italian Mafia? He’d be whacked within hours. No one likes a rat Jose, NO ONE.