Jun 24 2011

But I Love Tennis Tits!

Usually the AFTER picture is supposed to be improved...not so much.

My girl Serena Williams, along with her big ole’ booty, won her second round match against Simona Halep 3-6, 6-2, 6-1 yesterday. If you’re not familiar with the 19-year-old Simona Halep, she did something that I frown upon, which no longer make me appreciate Simona’s grunts.

Simona Halep is a 19-year old who is on the rise in the tennis world. She has ascended 450 spots to No. 57 in the rankings (I have no idea what that means), and credits her breast-reduction surgery of two years ago for the surge. I can tell you something that isn’t surging after reading that.

“My ability to react quickly was worse, and my breasts made me uncomfortable,” the 19-year-old said. “It’s the weight that troubles me. My breasts made me uncomfortable when I play. I don’t like them in my everyday life, either. I would have gone for surgery even if I hadn’t been a sportswoman.”

Reading that makes me sad (and limp) what a wonderful piece of potential gone bad. Dammit Tennis!

Simona, if you don’t think you can’t play tennis with a kick ass rack, think again. Just look at the same girl who whooped that ass yesterday. Serena Williams: if my girl can drag around that T&A and be the best damn Tennis player in the world; I think you could handle just the T. C’mon!