Business Owner In Florida Puts The Old Scadamorg On The Boston Red Sox

The curse of the Bambino is done. 86 years is about to start up once again Red Sox fans, get ready. You messed with the wrong guy. Skip Mufalli, the owner of Toot’s Dollar Store in Fort Myers, Florida told WZVN-TV that since the Boston Red Sox moved their Spring Training games from his small town in Florida, to the $77 million JetBlue Park 13 miles away, they have sealed their fate. There is to be NO MORE World Series’ for the Red Sox for years to come.

“I feel they abandoned us. I feel their curse will be reenacted on them for taking the sweet little town that made them come to a championship,” Mufalli said. In other words, the curse is back on the Red Sox! Mufalli added, “They snubbed us, and now they’ll be snubbed.”

While playing their spring training games in the area, the Sox broke their 86-year losing streak and took home two World Series Championships. Oh boy…not only that, the area would make a ton of money from the fans. Apparently the Red Sox fans spend over $12 million on drinking, dining and shopping each season while their team is playin’ ball.

Oh shit….I wouldn’t fuck with Skip. He knows the deal, he put the old scadamorg on the Bo-Sox. My Grandfather always warned me about the scadamorg…..whether you jinx your teams during the game with a “oh this game is over, they can’t lose” to just plain puttin’ the mush on….you never want to be on the wrong side of the ole’ scadamorg…..unfortunately for Boston, they fucked with the wrong paison.