Feb 14 2011
Brazilian Soccer Star Ronaldo Retires, Too Floppy to Play
While Ronaldo doesn't have the usual Floppy tits, that gut does him justice.
The REAL Ronaldo called it quits today during his very emotional press conference and get this he says he was to FLOPPY to keep playing.
Not really he just said he lost interest in the game and its demands due to the fact he couldn’t stay in shape.
“It’s very hard to leave something that made me so happy,” said Ronaldo, “Mentally, I wanted to continue, but I have to acknowledge that I lost [the fight] to my body.”
The 34-year old Brazilian Striker Ronaldo Luís Nazário de Lima played 18 years despite knee troubles and leaves as a three-time FIFA Player of the Year and the top goal scorer in World Cup history.
Ronaldo had his fair share of off-field fun too, in 2008 he was questioned by police after a run-in with Brazilian transvestite prostitutes in a Rio de Janeiro motel. Although he denies to this day that NOTHING ever happened….LESS GET IT, Do’.
Well the good thing is he didn’t keep playing at a Floppy level for 2 years like some athletes do, just do us all and your kids a favor and stay away from Trannies at cheap Brazilian motels.