Sep 7 2011
Brandon Jennings and Under Armour ARE ON THE ATTACK… Skip Bayless Better Keep His Mouth/Computer Shut
Milwaukee Bucks point guard Brandon Jennings and his new endorsement company Under Armour have been on a tear lately, getting after high profile athletes like LeBron James and Kobe Bryant. Today, LeBron James and his hairline were up, after LeBron tweeted about the Under Armour sponsored jerseys Maryland wore against the University of Nevin Shapiro on Monday night…
Brandon then SERVED LeBron James like Serena Williams does to guys/girls? in bed…
SHOTS, SHOTS, SH-SH- SH- SH- SHOTS SHOTS (drunken Lil John voice).
Then Of course… SKIP BAYLESS being that people care so much about what he has to say, had to put in his two cents like the little fly on the wall that he is, and actually backed up LeBron James…even though he himself – has put LeBron on the edge of the Hope Memorial Bridge in Cleveland…
Then Skip uses his old Tactic and diverts the attention of Twitter by inviting the athletes to a debate on ESPNs First Take…
Skip Better hope that Brandon doesn’t show up to Bristol with some B-More home boys who live to rock the Under Armour Heat gear. Cause you know it gets real hot in Little Africa, Baltimore.
Now a couple weeks back Under Armour made a shirt and Jennings wore it… referring to Kobe “The Black Mamba” as a “Snake.“
If you are wondering what Jennings is talking about, or you love to hit that bowl and don’t know what the hell is going on; Kobe has been linked to ratting on Shaq and ruining his former marriage (remember when fatty Shaq said “Kobe ratted me out, now I’m getting a divorce“). As well as ruining Pau Gasols relationship with his ex-fiance Silvia Castro when reports say Kobe told his wife (that he cheated on, but bought a million dollar ring so…) some “secret” info about Pau. Yes these athletes go out and cheat on their wives…
Now I don’t know if it is Brandon Jennings who just wants to be a DICK or it is Under Armour who NOW all of a sudden has taken this “I DON’T CARE WHO YOU ARE, WE ARE GOING TO GET AT YOU APPROACH” …it is probably both…but we DO KNOW they are more athletes to get served up…
Check out this video/commericial Under Armour just came out with where they get at the “king” (LeBron James), a “superhero” (Dwight Howard), a “snake” (Kobe Bryant) and a press conference about practice (Allen Iverson)…
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pc0N2Qv2iOk&feature=player_embedded#![/youtube]
I really HOPE Tony Parker is next, cause that dude is the biggest piece of shit I have ever met. Dude wouldn’t even look me when I asked him to sign my cousins ball (no homo)…Now I ain’t no Brad Pitt to look at it, but that dude SUCKS A BALLZ and thinks he is more important than even Skip Bayless.