Apr 24 2012
AshleyMadison.com Offers $1M For Proof That YOU Had Sex With Jets’ Tim Tebow….WTF IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?
Unless you are a little slow, or you have been in a coma since 2006, New York Jets ST/QB/FB/TE/HB (wow I can’t believe I had to write that) Tim Tebow has been known worldwide for his dedication to his religion, football and of course–his skid-free image, and the sick MoFo’s in this country/media hate it. They absolutely hate it.
I’m not here to say Yay you go Timmy! Or—oh Timmy boy, marry my daughter, no sexy time until marriage….because I am not the biggest Timothy Tebow fan. I am very hard on his ability to play quarterback in the NFL, but NEVER have I ever tried to attack his way of life or the decisions he makes, because he is a better man that most of us. Let’s face it…..all of you negative P.O.S hate that about him. It just makes your blood boil—doesn’t it?
So when I read this latest article about some slimy ass dating website that promotes infidelity and cheating on your spouses, offering up ONE MILLIONS DOLLARS worth of a Gregg Williams-esq bounty to any “Money hungry Hoe” (Deiondra Sanders’ voice) who can prove she banged Timmy, I lost it. I mean read this quote from this DOUCHEBAG founder of the website AshleyMadison.com, Noel Biderman.
“Sports and sex (and of course, infidelity) go hand in hand,” site founder Noel Biderman said in a statement. “If Mr. Tebow is indeed abstaining from adult relationships, I would encourage him to find a nice lady or two and enjoy his youth and fame as much as possible.”
“I guarantee that no man of Tebow’s stature could survive a season in New York without succumbing to the temptations of the city,” said Biderman.
Ahh that’s where you, and the rest of the pessimistic jerk-off’s out there are wrong. Tim is living for his God, not for you dicks. I mean why can’t Timmy be another wife-beater, cheating, robbing, killing, drunk-driving piece of trash like some other athletes, right? That’s what we want as humans….just another man, who we can throw in the trash. Who cares if this guy has a crystal-clear image, and is a TRUE role model for the fucked up generation of kids growing up. Let’s try and dirty up his image.
So instead of rooting for him to succeed and get behind what he is trying to do–people just want to bring him down. That’s fine, he is tougher than you all anyway. He’s heard worse from scummier people. The man has preached in front of prisoners. Murderers, rapists, abusers (you know the type of person you would rather Tim be) I think he can deal with pressure from media tabloids and websites creating slimy stories to sell subscriptions.
So keep on keeping on. Hate all you’d like. He will laugh it off in his awkward way and just live his life. And cross your fingers, Noel Biderman, that some groupie out there slips a strong ass roofie in Timmy’s water, otherwise–Good luck trying to bring him down.
Oh last thing…..I don’t want Tim Tebow playing quarterback for my team, ever. Just getting that out of the way. I would take his attitude, hard work, passion and good aura on my team EVERY DAY, but not as my starting quarterback. Okay carry on.